18 February 2007

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Snapshot of The Pisstakers homepage February 23 2006

24/Feb/07

Lies, damn lies and Google analytics. The stats are confusing but Google never lie. This humor blog has a lot of work to do. (Web tech)

The Web-tech RSS feed has been restored, phew! And read about Microsoft Vista's kernel, a place where the sun never shines. (Funny web tech)

While mainstream media seeks copyright infringement details on YouTubers, the Canadian Government is alternatively pushing parody.

Brohans is a classy video blog written by a powerlifter and the son of a mongoose. We feature Brohans in our latest blog review

Freeplay Solitaire. Ideal hobby for kids called Earnest, Carrot Top or Johnny No Friends The ultimate library of funny solitaire stories. now has 8 9 posts!!

Mind-boggling tech bargains from Techboggle. Today it's an old deal 19″ Widescreen LCD Monitor, $149.99 ! The Pisstakers comment.

The video review over at Top Funnies features comedian, Frank Caliendo. Where stand-up comedy meets impersonator .

People say I'm cheap, but I only eat out of rich people's trash cans. (Daily quote.)

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner

The quote took me back to a time when three square meals a day meant the old man just got paid and the day after we would be back on lard sandwiches.

I came across a very sobering website that worked on the premise of a world condensed into 100 people. The population would be predominantly Asian, and the top 5 richest would own 32% of the wealth. Those 5 would all be Americans! Sort of a distorted picture, because no doubt when asked about their roots, those Americans would reply "I am Welsh" or "I am Polish".

I currently feel healthy, unlike the 1 million people due to die this week, so I will sign out and wish you, one of the privileged 1% of internet-connected people in the world, a happy, guilt-ridden weekend.

If you ever miss a day without Pisstakers, you can find a daily snapshot of The Pisstakers Satire Blog Posts (ie the homepage) in the archives

Right, now it's time to relax. Enjoy the content.

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Snapshot of The Pisstakers homepage February 22 2006

23/Feb/07

Lies, damn lies and Google analytics. The stats are confusing but Google never lie. This humor blog has a lot of work to do. (Web tech)

The Web-tech RSS feed has been restored, phew! And read about Microsoft Vista's kernel, a place where the sun never shines. (Funny web tech)

Do food critics need to know about food? And, imagine the problems when a dance school student complains of latex allergies. (quirky)

Brohans is a classy video blog written by a powerlifter and the son of a mongoose. We feature Brohans in our latest blog review

Solitaire til dawn It sounds almost interesting enough to try and buy, until... The ultimate library of funny solitaire stories. now has 7 8 posts!!

Mind-boggling tech bargains from Techboggle. Today it's an old deal 19″ Widescreen LCD Monitor, $149.99 ! The Pisstakers comment.

The video review over at Top Funnies features comedian, Frank Caliendo. Where stand-up comedy meets impersonator .

(Found here) "I don’t have a boyfriend right now. I’m looking for anyone with a job that I don’t have to support. - Anna Nicole Smith” (Daily quote.)

Ed's personal blog corner

The quote made me wonder, isn't it a bit late to save ANS from being laid on Bahama soil?

On a cable "news" program, there was a report on internet-based child abuse. The usual suspects, MySpace and pedophiles reared their ugly heads, held responsible for all the ills of the internet. Obviously both these elements are a menace, but I blame Google! No search, no results, no inappropriate discoveries.

Being serious for just one moment, in the scheme of things, there are hundreds of millions of innocent or appropriate on-line conversations conducted daily. Only the media could build the miniscule percent of nasty incidents into a major brouhaha about internet dangers. And anywhere, where are the parents? Or is the news team responsible for protecting kids ahead of mom and pop? Hopefully not. The media are the biggest menace out there!

The media in the UK scared parents into thinking that any kid who walked to school would be abducted and murdered without mercy. The school bus became popular as a result. But that mode of transport went to pot when a kid was abducted between the bus stop and school. As a result, the school run in cars became the de facto way to get to school. Now, hassled late-for-work mothers are maiming, and killing more kids than ever got abducted by sickoes.

If you ever miss a day without Pisstakers, you can find a daily snapshot of The Pisstakers Satire Blog Posts (ie the homepage) in the archives

Right, now it's time to relax. Enjoy the content.

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Snapshot of The Pisstakers homepage February 21 2006

22/Feb/07

Scary to think that 2 million people downloaded the Zwinky drag n drop toolbar on day one of its release. Why is that scary? Find out. (Web tech)

Swiki - a weird name for a great search and wikipedia engine. See what benefits blog and webmasters get from swiki-fying their site. (Funny web tech)

Who says sex sells? After seeing a scantily clad woman on a horse that is for sale, & naked men in showers, that may not be true...(quirky)

Apparently there is a new contest coming from Blog About Your Blog. I wonder what it is all about. Something to do with blogging perhaps!

Solitaire til dawn sounds almost interesting enough to try and buy, until... The ultimate library of funny solitaire stories. now has 7 8 posts!!

Mind-boggling tech bargains from Techboggle. Today it's an old deal 30GB Creative Video Player $164.99 AR ! The Pisstakers comment.

The video review over at Top Funnies features comedian, Mitch Hedburg. He is dead funny.

(Found on Melissa's place) A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.” (Daily quote.)

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Snapshot of The Pisstakers homepage February 20 2006

21/Feb/07

Scary to think that 2 million people downloaded the Zwinky drag n drop toolbar on day one of its release. Why is that scary?(Web tech)

Net Disaster looms if you click on the wrong link. See how The Pisstakers was destroyed last night! (Funny web tech)

Who says sex sells? After seeing a scantily clad woman on a horse that is for sale, & naked men in showers, that may not be true...(quirky)

Apparently there is a new contest coming from Blog About Your Blog. I wonder what it is all about. Something to do with blogging perhaps!

Peg solitaire on a cell phone. Help! The ultimate library of funny solitaire stories. now has 6 7 posts!! Our Nifty Features page is jam full of gems too.

Mind-boggling tech bargains from Techboggle. Today it's a Black Vison 17″ LCD Monitor $129.99 AR! The Pisstakers comment.

The video review over at Top Funnies features Dane Cook, (with 4 comedians & 1 bus) on his Tourgasm date. How to kill bin Laden, who's a diabetic - drop Twinkies not bombs on Afghanistan.

"Oscar Wilde asks Sarah Bernhardt,. "Do you mind if I smoke?" She replies "I don't care if you burn to the ground." (Daily quote.)

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Snapshot of The Pisstakers homepage February 19 2006

20/Feb/07

Net Disaster looms if you click on the wrong link. See how The Pisstakers was destroyed last night! (Funny web tech)

Presidents Day has created a nightmare for workers. Do you go to work, do you stay at home? The run down. (World news)

Sometimes a new gizmo or software trick comes along and makes you take note. If you see a Snap View icon next to links, click to see what happens.

We have reviewed about 30 blogs, including big hitters ELR and monolithic John Chow. We are starting updates - Blog About Your Blog. (Reviews)

Peg solitaire on a cell phone. Help! The ultimate library of funny solitaire stories. now has 6 7 posts!! Our Nifty Features page is jam full of gems too.

Mind-boggling tech bargains from Techboggle. Today it's a Western Digital External HD 500GB $149.99! The Pisstakers comment.

The video review over at Top Funnies features Dane Cook, (with 4 comedians & 1 bus) on a hot Tourgasm date. Kill bin Laden, a diabetic, by dropping Twinkies not bombs...

"Do you mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burn to the ground." (Daily quote.)

Ed's personal blog corner

It's Presidents day, but back to work, or not, the blogger's life continues unabated.

I had an email saying that a woman I met twice in my life when she was aged 80-something, had just died aged 90-something. A letter of condolence was apparently sent on my behalf. All this was news to me, and I wondered what the letter said. "Ed is sorry to learn about the death of X. Until today, he presumed she was already dead."

You can find a snapshot of The Pisstakers Satire Blog Posts (ie the homepage) in the archives

Right, now it's time to relax. Enjoy the content.

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Snapshot of The Pisstakers homepage February 18 2006

19/Feb/07

An extensive look at on-line shopping stores and carts. No need to spend a dime, just read! (Shopaholix)

It looks like democracy is fast going downhill in the UK. Plenty of other material too. (World news)

Carneval in Rio is just one of many celebrations that gap year students should consider in 2007. One step at a time kids!

The Impulsive Buy blog. We review a funny look at food, drink & household products. But does it try to be too whacky? See our entertainment sites reviews too.

Peg solitaire on a cell phone. Help! The ultimate library of funny solitaire stories. now has 6 7 posts!! Our Nifty Features page is jam full of gems too.

Mind-boggling tech bargains from Techboggle. Today it's a AH320 1GB USB Drive $10.49! The Pisstakers comment.

We completed our first guest video review over at Top Funnies. Dane Cook and Billy Connolly rank up there as the world's best comedians & launch what is going to be a very funny site.

""...lame excuse for not having his girlie on the (Extra Life radio Valentine's Day) show - she doesn't speak any English." (Daily quote.)

Bloggers' (bottom) corner

Sunday is a day of rest for some, with feet up after a few beers and a hearty lunch cooked by the missus! But, being modern, The Pisstakers have first been tidying up the blog!

We found some more testimonials and posted info on My Blog Log, a recent Yahoo! acquisition.

Info About the Pisstakers site is brand spanky uptodate, and includes info for anyone with a witty pen looking to expand their traffic - post a few lines on our site in exchange for backlinks.

The reviews of entertainment websites has been tidied up and made easier for Google to find.

Our homepage is being cached daily, and from hereon in, you can find a record of all our Latest Satire blog posts in the archives

Right, now it's time to relax and let the public consume our content.

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Snapshot of The Pisstakers homepage February 17 2006

18/Feb/07

Digg members are getting a bit thuggish! Storm in a teacup or a trend?(Funny web tech)

It is the Year of the heavy Fed. We would like to thank the health department for such a great title! Plenty of other material too. (World news)

A New Mexican woman beat up on a drunk foam-spraying Bolivian at Carnival in Oruro. The remaining 3 days of partying were happy, though. Her blog.

The Impulsive Buy blog takes a funny look at food, drink and household products. But does it try to be too whacky? Check out our review.

On our Nifty Features page discover loads of entertaining, er, features, including the ultimate library of funny solitaire stories. We have 5 6 so far!!

Mind-boggling tech bargains from Techboggle. Earlier this month a $139 Maxtor Hard Drive - all 500Gigs, was featured! The Pisstakers comment.

We have been invited to guest write a video review over at Top Funnies. With the world's best comedians featured, it is going to be a very funny site

" .................................................................. . Oh, it appears that my microphone was turned off." (Daily quote.)

Ed's (bottom) corner
Rapidweaver is the software behind this blog. Every day we totally update our homepage. Last night we realised that we just delete the old one-liner links/ thumbnail images and replace them with new ones. Consequently, a lot of entertaining bite-size material has been lost forever. No more!

Now our homepage is being cached daily, and from hereon in, you can find a record of all our Latest Satire blog posts in the archives

Why not join Techboggle and Bonsai Studio in our free advertising space just below the left side menu bar of a PR4 and many PR3 pages? Regular traffic for nothing. If your site is related to humor, satire, web, tech or funny stuff check it out! Contact Ed

People are writing whole reviews for $5. We have $28 to share between the 3 best suggestions on how to improve or raise the profile of The Pisstakers. Illuminate Ed

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