Earth calling pisstakers
- win a coaster
Well here we are again, stuck at home eating chips,
swilling beer, wasting the welfare check on second
hand condoms, hanging the toilet paper out to dry
for a repeat performance, the usual stuff. The
problem as unemployed bloggers is that we are
missing out on so much of the stupid shit going on
in the world. We just don't get a chance to see
what is experienced by folks with a life. We do our
best to drag up memories of when we had a life, a
job, hope, but the memories are fading fast. Who
knows how long before we run out of real stuff to
say and have to start making stories up.
It isn't quite as bad as that, (in fact we have rearranged the site menu so we can post more new articles every day on the front page, and move yesterday's news out to the appropriate "weekly" sections.) But seriously, we thought we had made it clear that we welcomed input from our fanbase, but we are sat staring at our inbox, still eagerly awaiting the first signs of life from other really funny pisstakers out there - the wits with something amusing to share from their day at the office, on their way to the office, or escaping from the office. Could that witty git be you?
Ever hopeful, we will throw another piece of furniture on the fire as we await someone to contact us with a funny story of their day; a picture that makes you wonder what the hell the world has come to - or some exquisitely pisstaker-ish story or observation.
Thanks for listening, and don't be shy. For a limited time we will offer a glorious Pisstakers coaster to the writer of the best article of the week. So far Ed the Editor has accumulated 8 coasters and is getting ready to share them out to anyone who can wield a pisstaking pen!
PS It was a gross exaggeration, the bit about recycled toilet paper - we have a stack of old newspaper next to the latrine!
Digg it
It isn't quite as bad as that, (in fact we have rearranged the site menu so we can post more new articles every day on the front page, and move yesterday's news out to the appropriate "weekly" sections.) But seriously, we thought we had made it clear that we welcomed input from our fanbase, but we are sat staring at our inbox, still eagerly awaiting the first signs of life from other really funny pisstakers out there - the wits with something amusing to share from their day at the office, on their way to the office, or escaping from the office. Could that witty git be you?
Ever hopeful, we will throw another piece of furniture on the fire as we await someone to contact us with a funny story of their day; a picture that makes you wonder what the hell the world has come to - or some exquisitely pisstaker-ish story or observation.
Thanks for listening, and don't be shy. For a limited time we will offer a glorious Pisstakers coaster to the writer of the best article of the week. So far Ed the Editor has accumulated 8 coasters and is getting ready to share them out to anyone who can wield a pisstaking pen!
PS It was a gross exaggeration, the bit about recycled toilet paper - we have a stack of old newspaper next to the latrine!
Digg it
If it sucks or
rocks, don't be shy. Voice or write your
opinion.
