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Tobacco, Tabaco and salsa

Every day Ed picks a topic, does a web search and picks the bones out of various international blogs. The varied viewpoints and opinions coupled with Ed's humor should make you think, grimace and grin.

Tabacco is a pretty safe bet as a topic of interest world-wide. Yet again, my blog search took me down a different route to what I expected.

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They don't even grow the dreaded weed in the city of Tabaco. However the Phillipine government needs to be hung out to dry because, apparently, they are standing by as a series of politically motivated killings unfolds, including the murder of a guy from Tabaco City. It looks such a neat place on the TV travel shows, but obviously it isn't all fun for the locals in the land of food, glorious food.


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The tobacco companies have no shame when they need to expand their customer base. They target teenagers so they can cultivate a smoker of the future, and now it looks like they are also targetting another great untapped and healthy demographic. Watch out if you are a woman in Africa. Tobacco will play a big role in your life in the future.

Incredible that the multinationals are going to turn the whole of a male-dominated continent upside down and undo taboos, just to make a few billion. Whatever next. And according to Mrs Tuwine, repressed women are going to be bombarded with adverts to persuade them to partake of the evil weed. There is such a dilemma coming up for young mothers when the nicotine addictions kick in - Do, or do I not spend my Nestlé powdered milk money on cigarettes instead?


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And finally, you don't need to smoke the evil weed if you listen to salsa! Seriously, the 12-piece OrquestaTabaco y Ron will lighten the mood and cast you into a cigar and rum fantasy music land without affecting your lungs or liver in any way.


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Dour music festival

Every day Ed picks a topic, does a web search and picks the bones out of various international blogs. The varied viewpoints and opinions coupled with Ed's humor should make you think, grimace and grin.

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Dour by name but not by nature


Dour is the name of a place in Belgium where anything but dour DJs, alternative bands and grand master mixers congregate for a live 4-day Music Event July 12 to 15.

I know this because one of the Wavumi members, Koolman, is the guy who runs the blog, indeed the whole damn website for the Dour Festival, and with a billing like that, I couldn't help but take a look.

How do they have fun in Belgium?


Belgium, famous for rain, chocolate and fries, plus van Damme and Merckz the Cannibal, is a country full of culture. And it should come as no surprise that thousands of Europeans converge on a small site in the great Belgian outdoors to camp, eat, drink and make merry gratuitously to hip alternative music.

For just €75 you get a 4 day festival pass, not bad for sessions going on from lunchtime right through to 5am. Pick the bones out of these bands! What stamina these Euro party goers have.

€15 also gets you a camping spot, toilets and lighting plus somewhere safe to burn your waffles and sausages.

Surprisingly, they even have mobile homes in Belgium, surprising for such a small dot on the globe. But if you were thinking of parking up at the festival site in your $200k Meet the Fokkers mobile home, think again. Even a quaint place like Belgium isn't crime free, and Koolman has to announce that there is no longer any room for mobile homers at the Dour inn, so to speak, due to too many thefts in the past.

Rock on in Europe


The Dour festival is just part of the Euro fest scene this summer, and there are another 20 energy-sapping concerts to choose from, including the Montreux Jazz Festival, yo, and Eurorockéennes - yowza plug those ear drums, man, and lock up your daughters, here comes Marilyn Manson.

I had to smile at the countries involved in this particular circuit. The usual suspects Belgium, France, Spain, Hungary, and Iceland, Burkino Fasso and Canada. Sounds like an Axis of Revel.

Thanks to Koolman for opening our eyes to that little lot. Are you going to any fests that come close to the orgiastic musical events going on in Europe this summer?


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Revised rule for MyBlogLog Sunday

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After reading a few posts around the net on commenting and comments, I am going to slightly revamp MyBlogLog Sunday.
You will get a mini review on Sunday if :

You are one of the last 10 bloggers to appear on the MyBlogLog widget when I start blogging on Sunday mornings, AND

You post a link in this comments box, leading me (and the readers) to what you consider to be the best post of the week on your site.

Cool. That way, you get to interact with visitors to the Pisstakers and I get a hint at what you might like me to focus my attention on. (To be honest, it may not sway the angle of my mini review in any way, but then again, it might!)

So far MyBlogLog Sunday consists of 3 blogs who left a post to link to. I will extend my breakfast time to see if there are any more takers! Thanks.


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English is not the world language

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As you can see, visitors flock from all over the world to read this well-crafted rubbish. I say, there is no point being a jet-setter and not putting that knowledge to good use. (Who wants to become another Paris Hilton?)

Therefore the topic of conversation for the blog spot on the homepage will be international blogs.

Before you skuttle off and hide, I appreciate that the bulk of Pisstakers readers are from the USA, so it is only fair that I continue to blog in English, the international language (in the minds of us English speakers.)

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World-wide blogging popularity

Every day Ed picks a topic, does a web search and picks the bones out of various international blogs. The varied viewpoints and opinions coupled with Ed's humor should make you think, grimace and grin.

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I was going to do a search for blog articles that dealt with minority sports, and cleverly call it the Minority Sports Report. But I was hijacked at the first hurdle by this article on Blogging is not a minority sport.

The writer of Online Media Cultist, Eric Berlin, responds to an article by Vic Keegan, a journalist with the UK Guardian. Eric argues against the idea that blogging is waning in popularity, and covers a few points of interest in the process, namely: the percentage of English language blogs as a percent of all blogs world-wide is diminishing fast; more people are reading and not blogging themselves; and there is very little money to be made out of most blogs in their traditional format.

In the original Keegan article, (basically ripping into Technorati!) there were several other thought-provoking assertions made, and it too makes for interesting reading.

For bloggers with drive, I think you will find the whole episode quite encouraging. And if you are looking for a niche, (and a way to harvest new ways of thinking), blog about blogs not written in English.

I already mentioned Pambazuka, a weekly social forum on injustice in Africa



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One of The Pisstakers' perennial sources of referrals is Overheard in Bucharest



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And Clapping Trees points you to the top blogs in Asia



How to read a blog in a foreign language?


Wonder no more and enjoy the thrills of the world through other eyes.

When you visit a new site via Search Google Machine translator will do most of the heavy lifting for you.

To translate a few paragraphs only, copy and paste the mumbo-jumbo into the translation tool.

To add a Google translation tool to your own blog, View Source and copy and paste the sidebar code in The Pisstakers sidebar.


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Weight loss and fitness tips blogs

For tips on losing weight there are plenty of sites to choose from.

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Chris Pirillo has 50 tips on how to lose weight and beat the bulge forever. Interestingly he makes a point of saying that point number one is all the info you need. I like his honesty and would buy his eBook if he had the nerve to print it with that one salient paragraph only.

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For fitness without fatness, the best advice is to start simple and work up. I therefore recommend reading this blog on How to train For Ultimate Fighting.

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If that sounds a bit excessive, you could sign up to the gym that Bobbarama attends and lose weight instantly in two ways. Firstly, you can lose about 2lbs if you pay for 12 monthly subscriptions in advance, in quarters. And then when you say that one of your goals is to be on an equal footing with the trainer, you will lose a few ounces when the humor section of your brain is removed.

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To slim down in spectacular fashion, Ed personally recommends cycling up mountains or becoming a trawlerman on the Bering Sea. Both of these pastimes, if performed correctly, will enable you to eat like a horse and lose vast amounts of weight in a relatively short space of time. The only drawback to cycling is that you rely heavily on statistics to gauge progress. so, not for the mathematically challenged, and as for trawlermen, well, every time they sit down to gorge, it could be their last supper.

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If you prefer the exercise-less route, where you are slim but unhealthy, try teaching your body Thermogenesis using the latest greatest chemical, Thermocerin. Basically, by being at one with your fat cells you can tell them to let go. It is that easy. The trouble is, the fat cells are fitter than your heart cells, so you may end up out of breath while slimming.

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Jihad Pizza

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Not wishing to be trite, but I watched a viral David Horowitz video about Jihad, and the threat to America from Islam. After sitting through the high-speed presentation, I felt a bit patronized by him.

If the video's creator wanted to scare people to his way of thinking through selective editing, he probably won a few followers over. But not me.

Flashing through pictures that were presented at a near-subliminal speed level, it reminded me of a super fast close-up look at the human skin, under a really really powerful microscope. Without perspective, you would totally freak out at the lice and insects crawling over the body, even after a shower. They look really big and bad! And that isn't to mention the wiggly chuckie pigs skating over your eyeballs too. The thought alone would make you go all watery-eyed - until the camera zoomed out to reveal a whole human, and you realise that what you just saw was true but no big deal for most of us whose lice don't get out of control.

It isn't to say the Horowitz Jihad video lies. There have been, and continue to be atrocities we could all do without, and the perpetrators have been flying the flag of Islam, in their own crazy way. But I think it is all too easy to paint such a selective black picture and present it without a global perspective. In the scheme of things there are far nastier threats to human life and lifestyles.

For instance, I can reveal that a million people a year are murdered unnecessarily and the killers could arrive in the west at any time to further their vile cause. Death to the murderers. Kill them. Stamp them out. But that doesn't happen, not because we can't, but because not enough people have read the propaganda masquerading as facts and acted on the threat of
malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

Walking around the garden every summer evening could be far more stressful than the threat of a jihadist bursting into your front room.

And somehow, that tenuous link brings us full circle to the title.
Jihad Pizzas was the name Mrs Ed came up with for the fast food outlet employing the Muslim terrorist guy who staked out Fort Dicks under the cover of pizza deliveries. For reasons of national security, we were never told the toppings of choice requested by the servicemen, but the Jihad Pizza shop owner, who of course had no idea what was going on, says his post-attack sales were set to sky rocket with the launch of a new pizza with a secret new dynamite topping. (Some readers will appreciate the linguistic irony that the pizza also came with a special cratered base.) But alas, it wasn't meant to be, and he was most disappointed to have to withdraw his new found slogan: Our pizza's so good it will blow you away.

Don't believe everything you read or see about jihad.


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Latest blogosphere news

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What's up in Africa? Pambazuka, a weekly social forum on injustice in Africa offers the curious reader a summary of very well written and thought-provoking blog posts from Africans. It amazes me how forthright and logical African writers tend to be. They have to be that way in the face of extremely troubling attitudes from us know-it-all Westerners.

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As per a recent review policy, full reviews are being reserved for winners of MyBlogLog Sunday reviewees sending me the most traffic each week. Many years ago, Claire Pitt flooded the Pisstakers and this is her payback review of A little Piece of Me.

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For the 5 funniest blog posts ever, check out this list. They are political, but hey, even politics can be funny. These posts also prove that most humor is actually cultural references presented in a clever way. They may therefore not be remotely funny if you are an Inuit making a living in the fast melting areas of the Northern hemisphere

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Round 'em up is a post on Blog About Your Blog re summarising the best or most useful blog posts of your week ie creating a blog post around others' articles. If done correctly, the benefits are many for both sides of the equation, especially if useful anchor text is used. That touch of linking class requires a little bit of research on your part to find the bloggers' keywords, or if in doubt use the blog post title as the link text.

Round 'em up should therefore get the author plenty of interest from cow hands seeking a free ad worth 60 buckaroos.

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Personally I don't like the work involved in rounding up best posts myself. I think bloggers should email me your best posts! Hint hint. I am lazy like that.



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I am also a self pisstaker, as I am not really lazy - as you can tell from MyBlogLog Sunday. However I have insisted that lazy-ish bloggers who want a mini review should get out of bed early on a Sunday and actually show their faces on my site. 140 mini reviews later it isn't going too bad, but it isn't the heavenly two way mutual linking fest it could be. Many bloggers either don't bother to mention their mention, or they don't know to look on Technorati to see who is blogging about them.

New angle on MyBlogLog Sunday. This post has just given me another idea, actually. From now on, to increase the two-way benefits of MyBlogLog Sunday, if you want to be mini reviewed: When you time your visit to be included in the last 10 in the MBL widget. you should also leave a comment mentioning YOUR best post of the week.

Oh how sweet is that? So sweet I expect MBL Sunday will drop to 2 mini reviews per week of conscientious marketing-aware blogs! I guess I can live with that in the name of quality blogging.

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The disabled are people

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There used to be a UK Government slogan The Disabled are People. A good friend of mine is in a wheelchair and we used to rib him about the saying. In his case, he is more extraordinary than any single person I know of. Perhaps, Some disabled people are superhuman, would have been a better tag line, but that would have discriminated against able -bodied people.

In Spain, the term for disabled (or physically challenged or whatever the politically correct term we are allowed to use), is
menos válido´ Less valid. That made my friend laugh, hysterically! For all the Spanish culture and importance of family, they don't have their act together for folks in wheelchairs. Their sidewalks are lined with curb stones big enough to give Big Foot trucks a hard time, cobbled streets judder every bone in a broken spine, and many towns are without hotels suitable for wheelchairs. Amazing.

In Africa I saw how physically handicapped kids got around. It was on their ass with legs strapped up behind them and a big grin on their face as they begged in the streets. Not ideal, but sort of inspiring for any of us super athletes thinking of complaining of achey joints or a mild sprain. In the West, we don't have it perfect, but it ain't bad.

When I see my mate spinning in his chair in a carpark or a disco, or swimming length after length (without his chair), it makes me smile. And when I see his friend, also in a wheelchair, attended day and night by his wife, for no real reason, other than she will because he demands it of her, I am even more taken aback by my mate's positive attitude.

And when the guy who is playing on his disability is shouting,
Make way make way, wheelchair coming through, disabled person needs to get to the bar, sorry, but you can't help but think he is a bit of a jerk.

But on a positive note to finish, my friend was once sat outside a supermarket waiting for a friend to come out. He was drinking a can of Coke. Out the blue, an older woman walked up to him, patted him on the head and tried to drop a coin into the can resting on his lap.

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Latest blogosphere news

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I have linked to quite a few blog contests. If you have one going, let Ed know, and I will publish the details on the homepage.

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The good thing about blogging is the sense of community and sharing of information. Say thanks to June for bringing Two Loos Le trek within the scope of our daily lives. The blog is a day by day Before and after exposé of the evolution of a European bathroom renovation project. It should reach almost toiletry proportions sometime soon. From that statement you can gauge what European builders are like with their commitments to schedules!

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Comments are an intrinsic part of a blog, adding variety, perspective and additional information to the one-sided ramblings of bloggers, but they can have their downside. Touch wood, spam and trolling are not an issue yet at The Pisstakers, but Josh Wolf is going to start deleting comments containing blatant personal attacks.

He also discovered that one person had posted 85 times under different names and addresses, and most of the comments had been negative. Should he delete them, edit them, disable anonymous comments, or what? He asks for opinions.

The one address the phantom commenter couldn't be bothered to mask or change is the IP that traces them back to their basement. And Josh Wolf knows all about small dark rooms. He was the blogger jailed for not handing over an unpublished video of G8 shennanigans. Hence the irony / dilemma that he now has to decide whether or not to censor others' opinions that may not be to his liking.

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Stream-lining the format of The Pisstakers

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They say the moment you stop learning is the moment you die. Equally in business, unless you move your company product forward, it will fall behind. And so it is with the blog. Unless you tweak and analyse and rearrange and experiment, you won't ever maximise the potential of your blog. Sometimes you have to take a chance!

Less is more!


The following changes came about when I was beginning to wonder where I am going wrong with The Pisstakers! Well, not so much going wrong, as falling behind. After reading that
Celebrity Insider bagged over 500 uniques on its 9th day (something that I think even surprised the site owner?) I am wondering why my traffic isn't meteoric yet. It is growing steadily but not at that rate.

Content is king, so I could do with more
breaking news perhaps, and I know there is lots of tagging and categorising to do, but that isn't what was ringing the alarm bells. The first thing niggling me is, or rather was the format of the homepage. It wasn't as killer as I thought!

What is a first-time visitor's impression of the blog and does it draw them in?


The answer lies somewhere between,
Pisstakers, haha haha, cool layout too, like it, to Oooh, I don't like that, never coming back, it is disgusting, just look at the name, it's got Piss in it. All I can do is welcome readers with a sense of humor, and ask the rest to run along to John Chow or some other money-making or straight-laced blogger!!

And then, assuming people get past the name, I was looking at what encourages a first timer to investigate past the banner. The head icons portray and link to the topics covered within the blog. In truth The Pisstakers is several blogs and the imagery should give visitors an instant idea of the breadth of content. Even if you don't start clicking heads, logically, once you have read the blue welcoming sign explaining the content, your eyes would focus back on the head icons and you'd start investigating the content? Let's hope so, because until I made some changes, mainly not!

Too much information?


I think I confused readers in my attempt to keep things simple, because below the intro, I also provided a summary, listing new posts made on The Pisstakers that day.
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As was pointed out by my greatest critic, Mrs Ed, there was maybe too much info. When readers saw Tech head icons at the top, and then tech stuff summaries mixed in with blog news, anecdotal posts, world news blah blah, readers may have wondered what the focus of the blog really was.

To be clear, I am aiming to satisfy a lot of folks - tech heads who just want tech-based stuff, but do not necessarily want to hear about my re-location; folks after light, quirky posts and equally, if you just want some latest news from a satirist, but aren't into tech...or you do like a mixed bag of daily satire etc! But how to achieve it?

It's all in the homepage.


By streamlining and re-focussing the homepage, I should be able to remove any idea of random blogging, AND put some emphasis back on the head icons where hundreds of post lie in waiting for the curious! By clarifying the function of the homepage, I also speed up publishing on my end, and improve my relationship with googlebots. Schweet.

To achieve this, I am going to reduce the publicity for new posts on the homepage. Sort of like less is more! Rad man! So I will no longer be placing a homepage summary of the posts I have blogged about
behind the faces. To find out what is new in your preferred topic, please navigate yourself around the relevant head icons

And to make the homepage even more focussed, all postings featured here are going to be solely
blogging oriented. Therefore, in the space once occupied by MY latest blog post summaries I will be doing shorter, uptodate blogosphere news, views and snippets. And in addition, I will also keep the blog emphasis going with these Ed's blogspot posts and any Pisstakers news too. There we are, navigate away!

Less pressure, more time


So less is hopefully more: more clarity, easier navigation - more time, easier time blogging. This tactic also removes a nagging sense of urgency that I couldn't publish any changes on the homepage until I had finished ALL my blogging, so I had better get a move on and... That was sort of no fun and not computing too well, especially with the way that most people judge a blog by its homepage! That's to say, no changes on homepage, no changes to a site as a whole!

Now the main window on The Pisstakers will change every morning without doubt and without stress for me! Win-win.

And having already updated the homepage with blogosphere blogging news this morning, I can publish my daily rant at my leisure in the afternoon / evening. So the upshot of that is, with the same workload, I am under less pressure and get the chance to say hi to Google robots twice a day. Double excellent.

A little insight into the machinations of a Pistaker's mind. If you have any pointers or think I am losing it, by all means leave a comment or contact me privately.

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MyBlogLog Sunday 14

Today MyBlogLog Sunday cruises into part 14 at the Pisstakers.

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It is an early blogger who catches the mini review this morning. The sun burst through the window most rudely and woke me up way ahead of schedule. What is a person to do when there is no coffee on the menu to lessen the pain? Therefore, the 10 bloggers this week are the nine o'clockers. Let's pray there is no sun next week so we can get back to a more civilised 10 or elevensies. And maybe I can lose this monk-like habit and drink more coffee too.

Thanks for taking part today, and to those of you who don't know what on earth is going on here, the MBL Sunday rules are explained here. (As a hint, be a MyBlogLog member who visits here just before I start blogging on Sundays - usually 10 to 11am!)



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All mini reviews from today are instantly added to the archives, so you can get a permanent back link to your mini review when it appears later today.

Update on the outcome of MyBlogLog Sunday "program"
The hope was to generate shout outs from reviewees who then tagged those posts in Technorati. About half of reviewees tend to do this! Not that the mini reviews have been in vain, as about 100 people a day check out the Pistakers MyBlogLog community - and some even cruise on by the blog. Plus it gives me the chance to really read other blog posts which is like being paid to have fun.

MyBlogLog Sunday prize winner

A pound of gummi bears and a review is on offer to the blogger from last week's featured blogs who referred the most traffic to The Pisstakers before midnight this Saturday.

Hats off to Larry Hnetka. Hmmm I hope I can export gummis! Do they need a passport? And Callie Ann gets a special mention for over 5000 appearances of the funny quote widget in the last couple of weeks. If you have a quote to add, you can get yourself a link from the widget to your site, send 'em in to Ed.

MyBlogLog Sunday info links

All hot mini reviews on MyBloglog Sunday!

Internet buzz on MyBloglog Sunday!

How to participate in MyBloglog Sunday!

Weekly round-up of MyBloglog Sunday!

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