Hey all, don't forget, it is Administration Professionals Day. In case you didn't know, there are 4.1 million secretaries and assistants churning through forms, making coffee, and asking us if there is anything else they can do for us today! Despite the rumors, they aren't all as kinky as Maggie here in The Secretary, nor as committed as those working in emergency services. In fact for most of the 4 million, it is a regular work life, so these people deserve a special day of hyper inflated cards from Hallmark and a bunch of flowers!

Thinking about the admin professionals I have encountered recently, aka shit head Government employees at City Hall who have snubbed, sneered and prevented me from talking to the right person, all cards should start "Hey, remember it is our money that keeps your lardy ass in a job, not the other way round, so be nice."

Admin professionals who don't ever change their ways should do the right thing and sacrifice their own special 24 hour celebration, making way for Victims of Customer Abuse Day. That way, tens of millions of us could get a card to compensate us for mis-treatment voice by the losers regularly misdirecting phone calls and pushing paper from A to B and back again

Personally, when I saw April 23, Administration Professionals Day , I thought, "Wtf, what about my special day?".

Do you have a special day? I vote for Sons and Daughters Day, to compensate us for being born into this horrible world uninvited.