Even as my turkey settles under the weight of a huge chocolate pudding, retailers have been hitting me with promos for Black Friday. Thanks guys. I can't think of anything worse than jumping into a car and going shopping right now. In my soporific state, I think I will go the smart route and go on-line. Sorry Target!

Amazon AND Zlio stores

I have gone to great lengths to ensure I can send presents from the comfort of my own couch. To get warmed up I set up an account with Amazon and SmartLinks,



(Check out the little blue Smartlinks around the site that display loads of ways to view, review and purchase humorous products from around the internet...).

And to follow through, I also set up my own Zlio store.

I can't move without being able to shop before Christmas Eve night!! And so can you!


Remember, shopping online saves you from queueing last minute at the Post Office; from buying gas at $97 a barrel. It is therapeutic, satisfying, it reduces stress, it makes you a better human being.

- and if you are looking for non serious gifts for non-serious friends, you have already arrived at the right place.



Thank you, Zlio, thank you Amazon, thank you Santa. Happy Friday, people! I'm back to the couch and a pending bowl of turkey soup.