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Snort or fart

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The burning question on many people's lips in The I Eat Snowman's Poop community is: Would you rather snort marbles from your nose or fart confetti (from an obvious locale)?

Apparently 4 out of 4 respondents gave the same answer, but as I did not want to spoil the drama, I did not look. Instead, I posed the question and one answer stood out.

I would rather fart confetti, because at least I could hide the fact that I had done it.

That took me by surprise, because, as a guy, I would want everyone to know I could do that. Quite the trick for weddings, I thought. When the Best Man announces outside the church, "Here come the bride and groom, everyone, get ready to shower them in confetti." old super farter could drop his pants and let rip. Many free drinks would be coming my way, for sure.

I did not inhale

And another person asked, When you say "snort marbles", is that inhaling or exhaling?

As a clean living pisstaker, I didn't know you could inhale anything apart from fresh air and smells, but you live and learn. I now write this post from A&E at the local hospital, preparing to have a long pair of tweezers inserted in my left nostril. I don't recommend trying this marble (inhale) snorting trick at home.

Thanks IESP for this most deep of questions.

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