When I first read the subtitle of the Insanely Inane blog, I thought it said And if FAT doesn't make you laugh...



It sent me off on a bit of a tangent.

Fat = Shortened lifespan

Now, we are The Pisstakers, but come on, people who were born weighing 8lbs, just like us, but now eat more than three times more calories than they can possibly burn in a day - they aren't fair game or ever deemed worthy of ridicule on this site. We say it is purely their ignorance that makes them that way, so we will leave them alone.

However, if they persist with their piggy ways after they have been told Diet or die - then perhaps we would reconsider our stance. Hmmm, cheap shots at unfortunate lardies costing society a fortune in health care? That doesn't seem beneath us at all.

Talking of beneath us.

Ever seen the clip in Norbit, the latest Eddie Murphy film, where he plays a 350lb female whale? "She" is queuing up at a swimming pool and is asked if she is actually wearing any swimsuit bottoms. Make sure you aren't eating any popcorn when Edward pulls up a saggy stomach to reveal all.

And talking of shortest days.

It would take Norbit's girl from sunup to sundown to get in the car she is washing!




Have a nice short fat-free day