The world is full of amazing and surprising characters. We are pleased to announce that an Arab stallion named Caleyndar has brokered peace in Lebanon. In his spare time he has also counselled Michael Jackson to the point he can now be around children and not invite them under his covers. Kudos.

We are also able to report that , in between feeding times and lunging, Caleyndar also taught Michael Moore the art of balanced documentary making. A new blockbuster video, Caleyndar the wonder Arab is out now.

Under-prepared Mac users who can't see the vid will need to install this WMV plug-in.