Out and about we get to see (and in this instance capture on film) some wtf moments. Can you imagine our reaction when we read the sign on the back of this truck. "Please do not push."?

I don't know where to begin with the stupidity of this warning. Look at the size of the truck for one. Even empty, it must weigh over 10 tons.

World's Strongest man

This may be a lawyer's attempt to thwart a repeat of that well-known incident when a competitor in training for The World's Strongest Man pushed a parked-up dumper truck home so he had something to practice on. He never won anything, however, because the event is a truck pull - which requires a completely different set of muscles to pushing.

A new breed of pusher

Can't be too careful these days, either as the new generation of drug dealers are prowling the streets looking for a more respectable way to earn an illegal living. Now you hear whispers between shady characters on street corners,

"What you pushing these days, man?"

"See that truck parked up over there, it's hot shit, pure US product. It's worth a fortune, but I like you man, you can try it out for nothing, no strings attached!"

And finally...

Or perhaps, more sensibly, the funny sign is a helpful advisory on the part of the driver, wishing to remind short-sighted shoppers that his 10 ton vehicle is not a shopping cart. Do not push - truck!

What is the most stupid sign you ever saw?

A little late in the day, but in case you didn't know, or can't remember back that far, the secret is now out: homo sapiens aren't the only ones capable of finding tools to improve the killing process. Chimps were spotted stabbing a lemur with a home made spear. Good first step on route to civilisation.

Next stage is to use the spear as a kebab stick, ideal this time of year as barbecue season approaches. The missing link will be completed when chimps run around in white chef's hats and yell at each other in Hells kitchen.

And how far can chimpanzees progress without any more human fertilization? Euh, gross but true. Men and chimps went at it together for 1 million years. it says so in the Telegraph, the UK newspaper of queens and politicians to the right of Adolf Hitler. They (the homo sapiens and chimpus chimpfantasticus) probably perfected a few sexy moves with so much practice, but I'm not going to go there with different terms for monkeying around. But feel free!

Latex-free high schools are nothing new, but what happens when local dance schools have to comply with environmental regulations due to a latex intolerant student? Will we see signs going up?

Subscriptions to nude dancing classes are now being accepted.

Nude ballroom dancing, males only.

Mixed nude dancing, standing room only for males

To quote and twist Shakespeare, sometimes a name is a name by any other name. There is a neat program called TOFU that turns any amount of sprawling text into beautiful columns for easy reading. There is also tofu the delicious/horrible food product for vegans.

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The 2m high stainless steel cylinder urinal is half way out of its daytime hidey hole in Victoria, British Columbia. In its full glory it will accomodate the bursting bladders of night time city center drinkers. This begs some questions: are there no toilets in bars in Canada, or are bars so far apart these halfway house piss pots are essential?

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