One of our "funny" quotes of the day was from a web site featuring, Evohe, a ship that sailed through the North West passage. To me the quote was more ironic than rib cracking - he was referring to fancy deep freezes, whereas I had visions of a cupboard with no door doing the same job for them in the Arctic circle.

Read Steve's story, it isn't funny, but it will make you appreciate your creature comforts, and should make you at least smile in thanks.