There was a time when a crib, a humming mum, or a rocking pair of daddy arms was enough stimulus get the baby to sleep. In more recent times, rock-a-bye baby methods went more hi-tech and parents used to get in their cars and drive till the motion, noise and heater sent the little one into a deep slumber. But, as gas prices have risen to astronomical levels, a hunt has been on for alternative measures.

Enter: The Baby's Blow Dryer - on CD!!!!

Yes, the soothing noise of a hair dryer has been digitally remastered to put any pesky babe to sleep in minutes. And the CD has many advantages over the real thing. A CD player uses less energy than a car, and less electric than a real blow dryer. Also, being digital, it will not give blokes like Borat any opportunuty to open their flies for a quick thrilling hot blast of air while mom isn't looking.

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