I can't stand it any more, the pressure of rankings and linkings and popularity has stopped me from blogging. All I can do now is search the net for stats telling me how little I am read, how low I figure in the heirarchy of blogs. It is quite liberating.

Free from the pressure of writing original content with a sarcastic tongue-in-cheek twist, I am now working out ways to create link farms, and tit-for-tat Technorati favorite schemes. And bring on ways to game ranking toolbars like Alexa. Yay, if I pull it all off, I won't have any readers, but boy, the traffic will be phenomenal.

And to keep track of the decline of my site, I am going to refresh the following page on an hourly basis.



Link Popularity Tool - Instant, online reports of a site's link popularity rating in 6 top search engines, including Google, Yahoo! Search, MSN, and others - FREE! (A score over 5000 makes The Pisstakers vaguely popular already. The future popularity linking orgy looks bright and blog post-less.)

Good luck, thanks for reading my drivel so far. I promise you, there will be no more drivel. Just stats to relate my popularity. Before you leave forever, please do not add my blog address to your technorati favorites link games. I want to be popular off my own bat!!