Firefox campus edition blows
14 Sep 07

Just when you thought Firefox couldn't get any better, along comes the back to school version of the browser - Firefox on multimedia steroids, as it were.
The premise of Firefox Campus
Slowly but surely, Firefox is making headway into the Internet Explorer user base, and thanks be to the browser gods for that. And what better way to drive home your advantage for the long term than woo the students of today, so they become the evangelic users of tomorrow. It isn't exactly rocket science marketing. iTunes, the software engine behind the iPod was a student driven phenomenon, and look where that got Apple today, so the same approach could work with Firefox Campus, right? Maybe. Maybe not.
Foxytunes
Maybe they should re-word that from the teachers' point of view?Do you listen to Music while surfing the Web? FoxyTunes lets you control almost any media player and find lyrics, covers, videos, bios and much more with a click right from your browser.
Instead of finding quotations, illustrations and graphs, news footage, biographical data and the like, invest your astronomical fees developing a 360 degreee overview of Britney Spears . That should help your job prospects by course end, no end, not.
StumbleUpon
The second element of the Campus Edition is an account with StumbleUpon.
Oh, that sounds like a good one for all serious academics! But for attention deficit youths of today, shouldn't that say,Connect with friends and share your discoveries, meet people that have similar interests, and check out what other people are discovering.
Instead of interacting face-to-face, you can chit chat about the game with your neighbor over the internet; compare in-dorm gossip, and most importantly, share the URLs of essays and presentations you found to plagiarise.
The Firefox Campus edition is no Trojan horse.
There is already a skeptical feeling in teacher land that the internet is not that great a learning tool in most hands. These two lame add-ons look like yet another type of trivia-oriented Google- and Wiki-based research that is replacing good old reading and assessing and thumbing through multiple opinions. Firefox Campus is shallow and won't allay any teachers' fears about the dumbing down impact of the internet in education.
If IT people want a place in education, they need to be aware of the negatives of the right tool in the wrong hands and realise that there is a good reason behind the reversal of some laptops for kids programs. The internet and the use of technology aint that great, yet. I am not saying studying cannot be fun, and there is a place for computer stuff, but the art of learning is a serious business best left to teachers to supervise. This idea of encouraging students to flirt alone between music, Stumbled sites and study is way off base, in my opinion.
Mozilla, find these academic students some academic value in the browser, don't add to the mindless distractions.
I'm back to my Britney thesis now, which is OK, because I have finished studying for today.
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Mobile links to the Pisstakers
26 Jul 07
I did a post recently, explaining why we created a mobile theme for The Pisstakers blog, and why we made it work with the Opera mini browser.
Bottom line: now the iPhone is out, there will be ever more demand to access sites from your cell phoner. Until the iPhone takes off, standard cell phones without full-blown browsers onboard will continue to be the norm, so webmasters have to make the effort to get their site themes mobile-ready. Opera are readier than most with a working solution to get a website onto a small phone screen.
Below are a couple of pieces of info to give you a chance of accessing The Pisstakers from your crappy non-iPhone phone.
To link to The Pisstakers from a cell phone, go to wam.tw and input 1010 (1010 is a bookmark for the Pisstakers!)
Create similar bookmarks from your cell to all your fave sites too.
To create a bookmark from your mobile theme to the Pisstakers, input the following HTML into your theme code for a quick link to The Pisstakers.
Opera offer the best solution for viewing a blog on a tiny screen, I think. Opera Mini is a hobbled version of a full browser, but does scale a page down brilliantly, so you can easily access all the relevant info within the confines of your screen. This mobile friendly browser is especially impressive when a site has a custom mobile style sheet - like The Pisstakers!.
Opera is geared up to making the best of a bad job - who seriously wants to surf the internet on the average cell phone? Apple have taken a totally different approach and decided that a phone could be a great tool for surfing the internet, if it were designed right. Rather than reinvent the web with a need for special mobile browsers, Apple invented a phone format that can recognise and display full-on web pages in Safari - without making users go blind or crazy.

It sounds spectacular when you say you have the front page of the Times on your iPhone, but let's get real. It gets even more spectacular when you zoom in with a flick of the fingers and you can actually read the Times on your phone.
(Detractors say you can only surf Safari on the iPhone if you have sufficient bandwidth to even download a page, and enough juice before your battery runs out. That is not really a fault of the iPhone, more a criticism of the infrastructure in the US.)
I am sure Apple will continue to wipe the cell phone industry floor with ease of use, but for now, I think they have moved mobile website design backwards, or at least caused some confusion.
Until the iPhone arrived, web site designers were beginning to try and scale down and modify sites specifically for use on a mobile phone screen. Now they may be wondering if it is worth it, as Apple are likely to induce changes in attitude towards browsing at all the big cell phone manufacturers.
We shall see where it leads, but Apple will tease and taunt and lead the way for full browser-enabled phones, while Opera continue to dominate as the mini browser kiddies in a massive but ever shrinking genre of cell phone.
Bottom line: now the iPhone is out, there will be ever more demand to access sites from your cell phoner. Until the iPhone takes off, standard cell phones without full-blown browsers onboard will continue to be the norm, so webmasters have to make the effort to get their site themes mobile-ready. Opera are readier than most with a working solution to get a website onto a small phone screen.
Below are a couple of pieces of info to give you a chance of accessing The Pisstakers from your crappy non-iPhone phone.
To link to The Pisstakers from a cell phone, go to wam.tw and input 1010 (1010 is a bookmark for the Pisstakers!)
Create similar bookmarks from your cell to all your fave sites too.
To create a bookmark from your mobile theme to the Pisstakers, input the following HTML into your theme code for a quick link to The Pisstakers.
Opera v Safari
Opera offer the best solution for viewing a blog on a tiny screen, I think. Opera Mini is a hobbled version of a full browser, but does scale a page down brilliantly, so you can easily access all the relevant info within the confines of your screen. This mobile friendly browser is especially impressive when a site has a custom mobile style sheet - like The Pisstakers!.
Opera is geared up to making the best of a bad job - who seriously wants to surf the internet on the average cell phone? Apple have taken a totally different approach and decided that a phone could be a great tool for surfing the internet, if it were designed right. Rather than reinvent the web with a need for special mobile browsers, Apple invented a phone format that can recognise and display full-on web pages in Safari - without making users go blind or crazy.

It sounds spectacular when you say you have the front page of the Times on your iPhone, but let's get real. It gets even more spectacular when you zoom in with a flick of the fingers and you can actually read the Times on your phone.
(Detractors say you can only surf Safari on the iPhone if you have sufficient bandwidth to even download a page, and enough juice before your battery runs out. That is not really a fault of the iPhone, more a criticism of the infrastructure in the US.)
In conconclusion
I am sure Apple will continue to wipe the cell phone industry floor with ease of use, but for now, I think they have moved mobile website design backwards, or at least caused some confusion.
Until the iPhone arrived, web site designers were beginning to try and scale down and modify sites specifically for use on a mobile phone screen. Now they may be wondering if it is worth it, as Apple are likely to induce changes in attitude towards browsing at all the big cell phone manufacturers.
We shall see where it leads, but Apple will tease and taunt and lead the way for full browser-enabled phones, while Opera continue to dominate as the mini browser kiddies in a massive but ever shrinking genre of cell phone.
Blingo paid-to-search
22 Jul 07

A while back I did a piece on Blingo, the paid-to-search search engine. The latest info I can share with you is that, so far this month, I have had one reader referred from Blingo, which means [sarcasm ][i] all the research I did for that article was worth it [/i] [/sarcasm].
As an eternal optimist, I think however that this glimmer of hope can only mean one thing - I am going to win one of the Blingo prizes one of these fine days. I am not a greedy person, so I am bracing myself for a couple of entry level fandango movie tickets. And with my luck, the choice of films that week will be so dire, I won't even use them.
To be honest I am scared of winning a major prize, because that would infer change. No word of a depressed lie, I am happy living in one room counting down time. Free yachts and luxury watches and a flotilla of dolly birds would just make life too complicated and fun. So, on current performance, I feel I am safe from any meaningful life-style disruption with Blingo as my preferred source of free prizes.
Blingo aren't the only guys luring you to search Google via a sexy prize-riddled front page. In the side bar to your right you will see several mammoths of the search world vying for attention in a looping display box. Check them out, make them your browser homepage. That is the end of this little hint to make search more edgy!
A day at the Opera browser
21 Jun 07
Traditionally everybody uses IE7, followed by a few renegade Firefox users, followed even further behind by the smart-set Safari brigade. However there has been quite an interesting stat showing amongst the browsers used to access The Pisstakers. Opera, probably the classiest of all browser software is up from 0.4% to sneak into 3rd place with a stunning 6.4% share!
Opera are the cross-platform browser guys who seem to set the surfing standards which others follow. But in commercial terms all-singing, all-dancing Opera is one of those perennial underdogs even lower down the ladder of deserved success than mega underdogs Apple. However, their users appear to be surfing the satirical world with glee and who knows, extrapolating like an idiotic fanboy, who's to say Opera won't evolve from a blip on IE7's radar, to the tidal wave!!
It is clear that quality means nothing in the war to grab MS share, and to go head to head and beat the big desktop boys is way too costly. So Opera do what all good innovators do, they find a niche and go for it. The niche was Mobile Web, and while everyone else was slapping their successful desktop backs, and probably snorting at the idea of browsers on phones, Opera perfected a browser to fit on a tiny mobile / cell phone screen.
The halo effect worked for Apple with the iPod and Opera could grow their desktop by a similar default too. If enough of the billion phone users like the fab Mini browser, (Opera Mini is a pure piece of browser brilliance that takes a web page and compresses it onto a phone screen, without spoiling the overall effect) who's to say they wouldn't like the desktop version with more features than ever.
If our browser stats for Opera are showing principally Opera Mini users, then the browser boys could already be onto something, and are growing overall browser market share without even needing to sniff in the direction of desktop based Internet Explorer. Talk about going through the side door!
The Pisstakers have a style sheet specifically aimed at cell phones, and there is a perpetual button in the side bar of the blog promoting the Opera mini version of the website. Could our surprising browser usage stat be related to this piece of foresight on the part of Ed and designer, Bonsai Studio? Are commuters guffawing at the Pisstakers in glorious Opera technicolor? It would be cool if they were. I just apologise for the current expense of the bandwidth if this is the case.
How do the browser share stats compare to your stats? Is your blog optimised for Opera mini or the upcoming iPhone and future iPhone killers? Do you think mobile surfing is the way ahead? Questions questions!!
Who are Opera?
Opera are the cross-platform browser guys who seem to set the surfing standards which others follow. But in commercial terms all-singing, all-dancing Opera is one of those perennial underdogs even lower down the ladder of deserved success than mega underdogs Apple. However, their users appear to be surfing the satirical world with glee and who knows, extrapolating like an idiotic fanboy, who's to say Opera won't evolve from a blip on IE7's radar, to the tidal wave!!
Opera's bid for marketshare - going mobile?
It is clear that quality means nothing in the war to grab MS share, and to go head to head and beat the big desktop boys is way too costly. So Opera do what all good innovators do, they find a niche and go for it. The niche was Mobile Web, and while everyone else was slapping their successful desktop backs, and probably snorting at the idea of browsers on phones, Opera perfected a browser to fit on a tiny mobile / cell phone screen.
The Opera halo effect
The halo effect worked for Apple with the iPod and Opera could grow their desktop by a similar default too. If enough of the billion phone users like the fab Mini browser, (Opera Mini is a pure piece of browser brilliance that takes a web page and compresses it onto a phone screen, without spoiling the overall effect) who's to say they wouldn't like the desktop version with more features than ever.
If our browser stats for Opera are showing principally Opera Mini users, then the browser boys could already be onto something, and are growing overall browser market share without even needing to sniff in the direction of desktop based Internet Explorer. Talk about going through the side door!
Is your website mobile ready?
The Pisstakers have a style sheet specifically aimed at cell phones, and there is a perpetual button in the side bar of the blog promoting the Opera mini version of the website. Could our surprising browser usage stat be related to this piece of foresight on the part of Ed and designer, Bonsai Studio? Are commuters guffawing at the Pisstakers in glorious Opera technicolor? It would be cool if they were. I just apologise for the current expense of the bandwidth if this is the case.
How do the browser share stats compare to your stats? Is your blog optimised for Opera mini or the upcoming iPhone and future iPhone killers? Do you think mobile surfing is the way ahead? Questions questions!!
Free Safari for Windows earns Apple millions
20 Jun 07

Safari has arrived in Windows land. Wince IE7 and move over Firefox, the fastest slickest browser on earth from Apple is ready to take over the number 2 spot. Slap me upside the head that claim smells like Steve Jobs bovine fecal matter. But he has every motivation to aim high, because the FREE browser will earn his company loads of money!
Nothing in life is free, at least nothing from a big corporation. There is always some angle going on that brings in revenue without the end user immediately realising it. So how does freebie Safari, for instance, generate lucre? Easy. It has Google search built into the browser bar. That free feature generates, according to some research by this fellow, $25m a year for Apple (to use to pay the developers, presumably working for mercenarily big bucks in Cupertino.)
Free Firefox generates $50m annually for Mozilla to offset their code monkey pay roll.
In layman's terms, every time someone searches, Google make a note of it and pay Apple/ Mozilla et al a few cents. Simple economics and a win win and significant income if you can get a lot of folks using your browser.
Netting millions of new Safari users
The trojan horse is iTunes, another free software that has plenty of features to make music management a joy. It is also a free money-making ride into a billion dollar store.
Apple will be able to lump free Safari for Windows onto the 1 million daily downloads of free iTunes, and grow the user base by a couple or three. Sounds like a plan to capture a few percentile points of market share.
Blogs are free and easy to earn money from!
Related to browsers and free, I suppose a blog is another free-to-use money-maker, assuming the blog is set up to generate revenue. Adsense is free to use, but makes money for Google and bloggers. It is a good business model.
And the free funny quotes widget from The Pisstakers: quotes link to various monetized blogs, so the zero cost code being installed around the internet by bloggers should generate real money via subtle pay per click or affiliate leads. Sadly, any widget-generated visitors to my site go to a blog that has nothing to sell!
Old Safari for Mac is sooo old
Meanwhile, in typical fashion, I find myself going against the grain and saying that my old version of Apple Safari for Mac is in fact crap. I have dumped it for the nippy Camino browser, poor relation to Firefox. As Mozilla need the money more than Steve Jobs, I support my favorite free browser by using integrated search, as should you!
And thanks to John Gruber for the inspiration for this post
Powerset natural and intuitive search. Or is it?
19 Jun 07

I have been hovering on the edge of my seat for a web search engine called Powerset. It is a natural search engine which could be a Google killer if it works. But the company seems to be getting more bad press than good.
This morning I wrote People don't like that they are teasing us with sideshows, holding back the main show for release, perhaps in September. To add insult to injury, the background to the search page is black! Just a couple of obvious issues that have planted seeds of doubt in another start-up company.
No wonder it made people doubt the credibility of these rocket scientists, because someone called Ed, plus a fair few others, got the wrong end of the stick when reading a press release this morning. To clarify in words of one syllable:
The search engine is called Powerset. It isn't released yet.
The pictures above are of Powerlab, which is like a preliminary exercise or run-out for the technology that is going to be used in the finished search engine.
Powerset just launched Powerlab. Got it? Good.
This clarification also means the people who can't stand black can probably be guaranteed that the final search page will not have a background color: 000000.
I had another more cerebral doubt. Is this really a natural and intuitive system for finding info, or are the owners just spinning?
Powerset is intuitive?
Working on the basis that software is a reflection of the owner (Google and the Google owners have a certain snug fit symmetry, I think) what is really going on with Powerset's intuitive and natural search engine?
The About blurb on the CEO's blog site raised my hackles about "intuitive" straight away and made me wonder at what level the intuitive idea starts to permeate the software, because intuitive sure doesn't start with PR from the top! To show you what I mean, join me if you will in reading this:
I had to read it three times to work out that I understand everything except transformative. Not being a smart ass, but I have a pretty good vocabulary, and sorry, but this member of the masses hasn't got a clue what the hell you are talking about with transformative. However, my intuition tells me it probably isn't that big a deal of a term, probably some cyber geek terminology.Powerset is a San Francisco company building a transformative consumer search engine based on natural language processing. By making search more natural and intuitive, powerset is fundamentally changing how we search the web, and delivering higher quality results.
Let's not get too nit picky, though, this is a start up. Just assume the PR wording is a minor geeky detail, of interest to a tiny minority only.
And let's not get too irate at the idea of drip feeding a product launch to the press, and just accept that in this day and age it was a dodgy tactic that is simply unintuitive not illegal.
And let's embrace the idea that something deep in my subconscious tells me black is not welcoming but it still works. And now we know that the black screenshot isn't even the search engine, we can totally relax!
In fact I won't get too hung up on the train of thought that intuitive and About Powerset don't quite gel. I will be kind and assume that the CEO got carried away with the use of transformative, and that he didn't write the software, and the developers are more the intuitive type and they have a search mind set that has been intuitive from the start?
Let's hope so - and if this guy is to be believed, the people building Powerset do indeed have 2 brains and think in the 5th dimension, so it should all work swimmingly.
This is a product to watch, and I for one look forward to trying it out and I will of course start with a search for The Pisstakers web search, Funny Quotes of the day, and roger my uncle. Powersetting should be an interesting exercise, but whether it is more natural and intuitive than Googling, only time will tell.
Powerset is a natural search engine?
As has been mentioned, however, the PORNOGRAPHY crisis is over. That screenshot isn't the search engine and the Porn category, pah, it's a joke that all you sex industry tourists hoping for good deals for Thailand can just wipe from your sleazy minds. So I too can strike the words that tumbled out my irrelevant mind.
Never has so much confusion reigned over natural language! But thanks to Powerset Product manager Mark Johnson for calling my attention to this confused state of mind. And I guess that judging by the way he mainly referred to "PORN" on the blog as the P word, the PTakers won't get a mention in our entirety!







