Word went Ghetto
28 Apr 07 Filed in:Software

This is one of my favorite spoofs for software packaging. Universal to the end with this one, Microsoft have managed to appeal to every sector of society, every creed and race. Good choice of model, MS boyzzz.
The story behind the picture is: the crack developers took a break from bug testing in 2002 and posed for the MS cameras. Their bitches held on to their bling while the shooting was in porogress, then when it was over, they all denied even being there. The sorry bunch are still admiring themselves in the reflection of their CDs and are coping well with the insinuations that they are responsible for the delays in the release of Windows Vista XP, as well as the death of rap.
Integrated East Asian languages
The integrated languages in Word include Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. Maybe the instructions are more complicated than the actual action, but on Windows it looks well difficult to switch language. Even if it isn't rocket science, I think that any user will be happy with the way you go from English to simplified Chinese on a Mac. It is such a doddle- even in a simple text editor! 往日听一四面偏离偏吃呢色。The written word is so powerful, as long as you don't want it written in Chinese, in a hurry, in Word for Windows.
Swahili
There are 50 million speakers of Swahili, and three hundred computers belonging to native speakers of Swahili. Well done, Bill. You have enabled the chosen educated few to exert even greater control over their people. Knowledge being power and all that.
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