Rugby Union is that version of American football without armor, helmets and breaks every 15 seconds. Here is a quick look at some highlights of a thug's game played by gentlemen who still shake hands at the end of a match.
Believe it or not, but England, the pretty boys in white, are the World Champions right now, ahead of gnarly nutters like Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and Argentina! But oh how the mighty are fallen.

Most of the World Cup winners retired straight after the hardest game of their life and the left-over players have done very little in the way of winning, since. To top it all off, now one of their best players has a bad bottom. Poor boy.

Catt, who captained England in their last two Six Nations matches, has a buttock problem

If any American Football scouts are looking for the fastest thing on 2 feet, look no further than Jason Robinson. He is fast, almost impossible to touch, let alone put down and has brains. He changed football codes at the peak of one career and within 2 years of starting Rugby Union, I believe, he was playing internationals and then won the World Cup. Now Robinson is England captain and jolly pleased about it too.

Rule Britannia, and all scouting commission checks should be sent to Ed at...

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