Blog Interrogation: Lord Likely
May/07 Filed in: *Lord Likely
Welcome Lord Likely to Blog Interrogation. There is nothing to be concerned about, just let us know about your blog and your approach to blogging and your manservant, Botter, lives. Please continue!
My web-log is called The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, featuring as it does the astonishing adventures of yours truly. If astonishing adventures, mixed with healthy dollops of debauchery and drinking, are your cup of tea, then a visit to my blog should provide you with enough refreshment to last you for months.
I believe I am already practically perfect in every way, as my nanny used to say. Of course, that was before she left in tears after I filled her bag with my effluence.
I can only imagine that my site will get even better over time, so may have to be called The Even More Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely
I write the content all myself, as I do not believe that my man-servant, Botter, has yet mastered the use of a pen. I believe there are other people involved in transcribing my journals from page to screen, and they are paid handsomely. I give them free signed photographs. Very handsome indeed!
I am still awaiting my inclusion on the Forbes Rich List, and my inevitable selection as Time Magazine's Man of the Year. I would also not be adverse to doing a full-spread for Playgirl magazine. Emphasis on the word 'spread'.
Ed extracts the bones from the blog interrogation
Thanks, Milord, for your witty replies delivered with bravado and style. Whilst I am tempted to go into depth over some of your failings in this exercise, I fear the reprisals of entering into an argument with Lord Likely may well not be worth it!
Therefore, before heading for the hills, I will limit my remarks thusly and forthwith:
I hope your lack of full financial disclosure lands you in the Tower of London.
I trust the reprisals will also be swift for your totally unjustified attack on Botter and his lack of literacy. (For your information there are far more illiterate people here in America than you could ever imagine, and nobody thinks it is worth mentioning, so why should you draw attention to the only illiterate in your country?!)
Finally,I hope I am not alone in my loathing for your incessantly amusing and funny attitude to everything in life. Even under the glare of a 2000 watt stadium light focussed on your monocle, you never buckled and even laughed maniacally throughout the whole 5 minute process. Bravo and adieu.
So, who is next up? Heeeeere's Peter, that's who. He has the Necessary Skills to send me the answers to these questions. Short ,sharp and to the point - a blogger's dream with a few backlinks for good measure.
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